Forbidden Eats: Nyotaimori

You know what would make for a bad ass, kick ass and memorable bachelor party for a guy who is totally selfless, caring and kind?  Who enjoys good/bad 80's and 90's action films, fried chicken and high top sneakers?

Nyotaimori.

AKA Adorned Body Of A Woman AKA Naked Sushi AKA Eating Fish Off Of Naked Chicks!

Unfortunately, what we saw as kids in 1991's Showdown In Little Tokyo (Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee fighting LA Yakuza) and 1993's Rising Sun (Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes fighting LA corporate Yakuza) is shockingly not part of the Friday night dinner scene.  A quick Google search brings up various rumored sightings around the world.  On Yelp, a service with one review touts it's professional and sanitary precautions (raw fish warmed up by the body could = salmonella) complete with artistic photos and your choice of model.

Sigh, looks like the movies lied to me again.  Here I thought we could find a happening spot in Little Tokyo with some neon lights and sashimi on the raw any ol' time.

Ah well, check out this best of SILT, especially the 4:00 mark.