Welcome to Rando Calrissian, a smorgasbord of things randomly interesting that I came across this week. Where else will you find blurbs about Tim Allen, Tom Hanks, BeyondFest and Friday the 13th? Exactly.
- Tim Allen and Tom Hanks to star in Disney's
"Jungle Cruise"?
Not sure how I missed this announcement back in 2011 but apparently Disney wanted to follow the "ride into a movie" successes of Pirates of the Caribbean and make a live action feature film based on the popular attraction that transports you back to the 1930's as you travel the exotic and dangerous Mekong, African Congo, Nile and Amazon rivers. Opened in 1955, the 7-minute ride employs animatronic versions of tigers, gorillas, elephants and African tribesman in various scenarios. Allen and Hanks have already teamed up multiple times for the award winning, tear jerking, massive money making Toy Story trilogy and TV specials as animated heroes Buzz Lightyear and Woody the Cowboy. Shrek's Roger S.H. Schulman was hired to write a script to be produced by The Fighter's David Hoberman and Todd Lieberman. It's been pretty quiet on the development front, I wonder if the lackluster performance of The Haunted Mansion slowed things down? Anyways, I've always wondered when Allen and Hanks would team up in a live action flick so here's hoping it comes together.
- BeyondFest's Christian Parkes joins Alamo Drafthouse
Parkes is a friend and mentor to Dammaged Goods so I'm very excited to see his recent hard earned and well deserved success in creating and curating Los Angeles' BeyondFest, the world film festival that hosted Goblin, Clive Barker, Richard Donner, Joe Dante and more during their inaugural event. Parkes will act as Chief Brand Officer to the Austin based Drafthouse empire that runs cinemas, film production and distribution, festivals and poster printing to form one cohesive vision for the fast growing company. Starting at Puma then moving to Nike, Levi's, Myspace and Nasty Gal, Parkes has plenty of marketing savvy to help Alamo knock it up a notch. While at Levi's, Parkes help shepherd the Rolling Roadshow, a nationwide tour of free outdoor 35mm film screenings that took place at locations used in the movies. Fans watched Rocky from the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, took in Robocop at the finale's rundown Industrial Complex in Michigan and rocked out with The Blues Brothers at Chicago's Joliet Prison during the month long slate.
- It's Friday the 13th AND a Full Moon
For office dwellers, Friday is the best day of the week but in some circles it's considered unlucky as is the number 13 so when a Friday falls on a 13th, roll yourself in four leaf clovers cause shit's coming down. 12 is considered the gold standard of completeness as there's that many months in a year, hours on a clock, deities of Olympus, Apostles of JC, signs of the Zodiac and years in the Buddhist cycle! In the past, 13 has been deemed irregular and goes against the rule. Superstitions can run so deep that some buildings omit labeling a 13th floor in elevators. As for the Full Moon, I dunno, something about the earth, moon and sun are in alignment but the moon is on the opposite side of the earth so the sunlit part is facing us. From werewolves to serial killers, lunar phases have been fodder for explaining surges in mental instability as well as affecting the ocean tide. Our next scheduled Full Moon and Friday the 13th won't happen again until August of 2049.
Showing posts with label Myspace. Show all posts
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Friday, June 13, 2014
Monday, March 31, 2014
Live Goods: Kings of Leon at Key Arena
Emerald City Comicon Saturday tickets secured, I sent an open invite advertising a weekend of good times in Seattle to friends. One couple accepted and asked if there was any interest in attending a Kings of Leon concert. If it was going to entice them to come up for the weekend, sure, let's go! I immediately asked myself, "who the fuck are Kings of Leon"? A quick Myspace search later (50 million free songs, do it) and "oh yeah, the Fire Sex song" realization hit me. The show was held in the Key Arena, former home of the NBA Super Sonics and next to the Space Needle. To prepare, milady gave me a KoL playlist of some of their popular tracks and their recently released 6th album, Mechanical Bull.
The formed in Nashville band led by brothers Anthony and Ivan Followill put on a solid live show. Vocals were excellent and it was surprisingly not deafening loud. Lead singer Anthony interacted lightly with the crowd, culminating in asking everyone to turn on their phones and light up the arena for a tune. I can probably count the number of concerts I've been to on two hands so I don't know what passes for a good show these days. I also didn't realize that their catalog was so deep, providing enough low key energetic guitar based rock tracks for a 26 song set list. Immortals, Super Soaker, Pyro, Radioactive, Don't Matter, Use Somebody and Notion all sounded great live. I basically surmised that Sex on Fire would either be the last song of the night or they wouldn't play it at all as an artistic choice the way Oasis stopped playing Wonderwall live.
In addition to nearly 2 hours of music, Kings of Leon employed lights, lasers, vignettes of women, cars, flowers, etc to make every song seem like a music video. It got a little dicey when one song had the bright stage lights pulsing rhythmically and seemingly inviting an epileptic seizure. Into the final stretch of their tour, Kings of Leon put on an excellent performance and was a nice addition to our awesome time in Seattle.
Danny!
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Track Star: JOJO
Myspace has something like 50 million songs on their site. During a night of drunken Jenga, we decided to test it with a game called, Is that on Myspace?
My challenge? Too Little, Too Late by JOJO. Why? It's a good fucking tune! And yup, it's there. This song is DEEP. I wish I had feelings and insight like this at her age or mine now.
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway
(You know it's just too little too late)
My challenge? Too Little, Too Late by JOJO. Why? It's a good fucking tune! And yup, it's there. This song is DEEP. I wish I had feelings and insight like this at her age or mine now.
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway
(You know it's just too little too late)
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