Sunday, December 14, 2014

The Flash: 90's Reunion

What is it about the good ol' 90's and special Christmas episodes of TV shows that just make you feel good?  On this week's The Flash, fans of the original 1990 show were treated to a bit of nostalgia as stars of the former CBS series John Wesley Shipp and Amanda Pays both made appearances.  This is hot on the heels of news that Mark Hamill, who played the memorable Trickster on the former show will be appearing as an older version on the 2014 series.  If that weren't enough nostalgia, this week's installment was directed by Ralph Hemecker, a veteran of TV shows like Renegade and Silk Stalkings and helmer of one of Michael Biehn's greatest Direct to Video flicks, American Dragons (aka Double Edge depending on country of release).  The Biehn himself was in Phoenix, Arizona this week for a convention that yours truly was supposed to attend as press but instead played tour guide to a visiting friend from out of town.  You can still check out Biehn talking about Tombstone, Terminator and loads of other cool things with this video.

So far, 2014 The Flash has been a hit with viewers and critics alike while I've been tuning in each week as well.  It's a fun show dripping with comic book references, thanks in no small part I'm sure to writer and DC dude extraordinaire Geoff Johns.  Johns wrote some of the best Flash tales in recent years and along with Jim Lee is helping to spearhead DC's vast library of comic book character's penetration into pop culture via animation, TV, video games, etc.  Up to this point, young Barry Allen has struggled with the knowledge that some strange "yellow blur" killed his mother but his father was sent to prison for the crime.  After a freak accident involving lightening and a particle accelerator at STAR labs, Barry becomes the crimson streak aka The Flash, taking out crooks and other "meta-humans"; individuals given power from the science charged explosion.  I'm surprisingly ok with this "freak of the week" approach more so than I was with Smallville as at least The Flash comes right out and says it's a superhero show and everyone draws their powers from a similar source as our protagonist.  Unlike Smalls where the mandate was "no flight, no tights" because they were ashamed of the source material or didn't want to compete with any big screen versions.  To be fair, the superhero genre on film and television has come a long way since 2000, for better and for worse.

I had just gotten finished re-watching a handful of 1990 episodes where Barry Allen (John Wesley Shipp) and STAR labs scientist Tina McGee (Amanday Pays) fight the likes of Captain Cold, The Deadly Nightshade and Mirror Master.  With a nice mix of action, drama, humor and super heroics set in an art-deco pulp world with a big, moody, orchestral soundtrack, it's easy to see that The Flash was truly ahead of it's time.  Episode 18 features former The Partridge Family crooner David Cassidy as Mirror Master, a crook who has gotten his hands on a set of batteries that project lifelike holograms to confuse and terrify people with images of snakes, cowboys and hostile police officers.  During a botched sting/meeting, Barry poses as the eccentric criminal mastermind Professor Zoom, alleged creator of The Flash in a random nod to the comics villain.

Cut to this week's episode of the new series and Amanda Pays shows up as Tina McGee only now working for MERCURY labs, a competitor of STAR's with $500 billion in funding and some nifty new tech.  It's nice to see Pays looking so regal 24 years later and her distinctive voice still lends her performance a memorable quality.  Meanwhile, Shipp has been playing Henry Allen, father to new Barry (Gustin Grant) and all we know about him is that he seemingly loves his son and is sent to prison for the murder of his wife after mumbling about a man in a crazy whirlwind of lightening actually doing it.  There's been no indication that Shipp would be revealed as a former Flash himself and it was kind of meta-confusing to know that Pays was playing her former character yet Shipp was not. Or is he? A visit to dad in prison along with an ambiguous performance from Shipp had me wondering if he was going to turn up as Professor Zoom somehow even though it's alluded to and then confirmed that Barry's mentor Dr. Harrison Wells (Tom Cavanuagh) is actually the villain.  At the end of the episode it's revealed that young Barry actually saw two super high speed beings doing battle over his mother.  Which, along with Mark Hamill's Trickster being brought back, can only lead me to believe that Shipp will actually be the former Flash which will then lead to me throwing my arms up into the air, cheering and knowing that I've always had good taste.  It just took the world 24 years to catch up.

Keep runnin':

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Straight Netflix'ing: Drive Hard

Screeching it's way to Netflix this past Tuesday is a flick I've been curious to see for quite some time, the Thomas Jane and John Cusack buddy-action-driving-comedy in Australia, Drive Hard.  Directed by native low budget, big concept master Brian Trenchard-Smith, Drive Hard introduces us to Peter Roberts (The Jane) as he dreams of his previous life as a successful race car driver.  After being woken up by his cute and sassy daughter, Peter hits the weights before getting into yet another argument with his lawyer wife who wants him to get a real job instead of chasing the pipe dream of opening a racing school.  Making ends meet as a driving instructor, Peter's first client of the day is fellow American Simon Keller (permanently clad in black baseball cap and dark glasses John Cusack) who seems to know all about Peter's former adrenaline filled life.  Turns out that Keller is about to rob a bank of bonds and needs a getaway driver so what better candidate than an unknowing citizen and former professional?  The two then hit the Gold Coast eluding the banks armed mercenaries, police and federal agents while bickering, fighting and bonding amidst car chases, shootouts, old lady choke holds, rubber bullets and learning to respect oneself.

Based on a screenplay by Chad and Evan Law, director Smith and co-writer Brigette Jean Allen craft a quirky, funny and decently exciting piece of low watt direct to video fun.  I was impressed by the opening CGI credits moving through an engine, as it was a sign of Drive Hard being more than your typical, shot in a couple weeks around Los Angeles action flick.  Jane plays Peter as a goofy, lovable loser and has a nice, quick, funny yet tense back and forth dynamic with Cusack's intelligent professional thief with a grudge Keller.  There's some solid car chase shenanigans post bank robbery with lots of real looking gags around the streets of Australia and some clever bits to show off Peter's driving skills.  Things slow down a bit in the middle when the duo leave the luxurious and metropolitan coast line and head into the country.  An unexpected and amusing run in with some crazy old people leads up to a final showdown with bikers hired by the bank to recover the stolen bonds.  Of course by the end the two are semi buddy buddy and Peter has regained his daredevil flare that was put on hold to start a family.  At times, Drive Hard plays like a piece of marketing for the department of tourism as there's lot of shots showing off the gorgeous beaches and glistening buildings then later the serene green and lush of the country.  Jane and Cusack both get to shine as likeable and amusing characters while Trenchard-Smith's blend of off color humor and action suits the lightweight 95 minute romp.

Workout of the Day: Leg Man

Too many times people neglect their legs when lifting weights.  It's much easier to focus on the beach and Hollywood muscles like chest, abs and biceps.  Basically, whatever you can see in the mirror.  But training your legs strengthens your entire body, boosts testosterone, releases growth hormone and keeps you from looking like a hard boiled egg on toothpicks.  Squats were a regular part of my high school and college routine but as you get older, the ol' internal shock absorbers start to wear out so you have to train smarter, not harder.  Vince Gironda didn't allow regular squats at his gym as he thought they just gave you a big ass.  Instead he was a proponent of Front and Sissy Squats where you couldn't hulk as much weight but kept tension in your quads to make them shaped and ripped.  Frank Zane invented the Leg Blaster to relieve stress on the knees and lower back after years of heavy squats wreaked havoc on his body.

With all that in mind, I got in an early morning session of:

Front Squat - With a barbell in the rack, a little awkward with the bar in your neck but a great move
Leg Curls - To work those hamstrings and glutes (your butt)
Squat Press - On a Free Motion machine where I could load on some weight and work outer thigh
Standing Calf Raises - On Smith Machine instead of those pads digging into your shoulders on a machine

After that I followed up with 3 circuits of Weight Sled, Jump Rope, Rowing and Battling Ropes to give myself a quick upper body and cardio pump.


I felt extremely refreshed afterwards and went on to have a fantastically productive day.  Thanks, legs!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

What the Chuck?! Lone Wolf McQuade

Chuck Norris.  A real American hero.  While the 80's and 90's gave us the golden age of the "one-man" army a la Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme;  Bruce Lee and later Norris kick started a cottage industry of action films featuring fit, fierce and furious fighters who took on the world and triumphed with their indomitable mix of will and skill.  But Norris gets my vote for being the All American Man/Action Hero.  Born Carlos Ray in Oklahoma, "Chuck" grew up in California and joined the Air Force where he served in South Korea.  There, he took up Tang Soo Do and soon would be practicing martial arts religiously.  Upon returning from service, Norris became an undefeated kickboxing champion while opening a chain of karate schools that would eventually be mismanaged.  Facing financial straits and having already appeared in films in bit parts and opposite friend Bruce Lee in 1972's Way of the Dragon; Norris took the advice of friend, student and acting superstar Steve McQueen and enrolled in acting classes.  But McQueen's biggest suggestion to Norris was to let others do the talking and him do the doing.  For Chuck Norris, doing meant kicking ass.

His first headlining film, 1977's Breaker! Breaker! was a low budget flick that combined karate with truckers and CB radios.  The film was a hit and Norris wrote his next vehicle, Good Guys Wear Black which he then shopped to producers.  It was another box office hit and by the early 1980's, Norris was established as a formidable on screen karate man who didn't take revenge but got even instead, with extreme karate prejudice.  He hit a mainstream breakthrough with 1983's Lone Wolf McQuade, the first in our study of What the Chuck?!  An Appreciation of the Real American Action Hero.  Set near the Mexican border, Lone Wolf McQuade introduces us to badass, non-team playing Texas Ranger J.J. McQuade as he single-handedly takes on a gang of mean motor scooters.  He uses guns of all sizes as well as his fists and feet when lethal force isn't necessary.  He drinks Pearl beer and only Pearl beer, sports a sweet beard, a huge rodeo style belt buckle, has a pet wolf and drives a super charged Dodge truck.  While the new, PR seeking, wuss-ified Rangers respect McQuade's record, they don't appreciate his tactics and want him to cool it with the violent heroics.

The only problem is, a ruthless arms dealer and mean sum'bitch by the name of Rawley Wilkes shows up (a post Kung-Fu David Carradine) and messes with McQuade's daughter and her fiance after an interrupted hijacking of military weapons.  The fiance is gunned down, the daughter's car pushed into a ravine and McQuade's mentor is killed.  Now, pissed off and out for blood, McQuade teams up with a fresh faced State Trooper and an in the know federal agent to deliver some hard justice, Texas-Mexico style.  One blood wet burrito, coming up!  Storming Wilkes' hacienda using machine guns, six-shooters and a bulldozer among other things, hero and villain drop their guns and go head to head for a final showdown.  Clad in a white and argyle sweater with black slacks, Wilkes uses some fancy, swaying, kung-fu style hand motions while McQuade's military vest with no shirt underneath to reveal a hairy chest goes for a simpler, put up your dukes, karate style.  Carradine moves fluidly and throws lots of jump kicks, seemingly getting the better of Chuck until McQuade's daughter tries to intervene and gets back hand punched, in slow motion, which calls down the Texas Thunder and we get Norris trademarks like the jump flying sidekick, front leg hook kick and spinning back kick.  McQuade then dodges bullets from a Mac-10 uzi and says bye bye to Wilkes by way of a grenade blowing up the shit out of an ammunition filled shack.

Literally a modern day Spaghetti Western, Lone Wolf McQuade unfolds in long shots, close ups and dramatic music.  Directed by Steve Carver with a script from B.J. Nelson and H. Kaye Dyal, Lone Wolf McQuade manages to mix the modern western motif with some light hearted comedy and karate action.  Norris' character is a little more well rounded here than his previous, straight karate movies and the bits about his preference for beer, talking trash to just about everyone around him and being a softie in regards to his daughter are nice touches.  As is the scene where he's shot and buried in his truck only to wake up, pour a beer on his head, take a sip, spit it out then turbo boost out with his super charged engine.

Produced for an estimated $5 million bucks, Lone Wolf McQuade would gross 3 times as much and be given a 3.5 star review by a younger Roger Ebert.  The film and role would be one of Norris' most iconic and given the team up with familiar to martial arts audiences face David Carradine, it's easy to see why.  His hit show Walker, Texas Ranger would have been called McQuade, Texas Ranger if anyone had asked MGM for the rights.  When Norris popped up in 2012's The Expendables 2 for his meta soaked cameo, he's dubbed "The Lone Wolf".

Gotta Wear! Vibram Five Fingers VS Nike Free

As a kid who grew up idolizing Jean-Claude Van Damme, I spent many an hour studying Tae Kwon Do and hitting the heavy bag, being in bare feet was just kind of normal.  Sure you wear sneakers or boots during the day but after hours I was always sans shoes at home or the McDojo.  Plus I have wide feet so skinny shoes were not my friend.  Some people don't like bare feet so when Vibram's Five Finger shoes started hitting the market, they were instantly deemed weird and silly looking as each toe was given an individual slot versus being covered a la a regular sneaker.  Up until a couple years ago, I hadn't been a member at a gym for some time, preferring to work out in my makeshift living room gym at a spacious house I used to share.  When I joined a Gold's for a holiday special, I had to get some new kicks and ended up grabbing two pairs of Vibram's, one for training and one for walking around.  They weren't available at a Foot Locker or Finish Line, I actually found them at an Outdoor/Sporting Goods store.  Meant to mimic the flexibility and natural movement of bare feet training made popular by Hawaiian's, Africans, America's indigenous people, Arnold and the guys at Gold's Venice in the 70's as well as the king of weirdcool himself, Thomas Jane.  Vibram's took a little getting used to, from their non 1-12 style sizing to the fact that your toes are separated.  I couldn't wear sweat pants very well because they'd go right to the floor under my heel, etc.  But overall, I liked them, they accommodated my wide stumps and I wouldn't have to take my shoes off and do squats in socks.

Running outside was a little trickier, there was a dirt path by my next dwelling so if it was just a little wet, my ankles would be covered in crud, my shoes caked in crap and then my feet would be a little sore.  The minimum amount of padding and rubber just wasn't enough I suppose.  It's been two years since I bought those Vibram's and everywhere I went, people would ask me about them, if I liked them, etc.  I tended to answer that I did like them but I probably wouldn't buy another pair, they just weren't versatile enough I guess.  Cut to last night and I picked up a pair of Nike Free's, another style of minimalist shoes designed to let your feet move more naturally but more traditional as there's decent soles and your toes are all crammed together.  They felt very tight on the top of my foot at first so I wondered if I was supposed to wear socks or not as with Vibram's and their bare foot sensibility, you didn't.  I opted for some ankle socks though to keep the stank away.  Taking the Free's for a test spin at the gym today, they seemed to loosen up a little bit and provided very good support as I lifted weights, pushed a sled, jumped rope, etc.  Plus I can wear them to a convention or Disneyland.

Michael Jai White on training, eating and "karate feet":

Gotta Drank! Jackson's

I've been frequenting the Arclight in Hollywood for about the last 3-4 years.  It's their flagship location, site to frequent premieres, special events and where famous types go just to check out a flick.  They've opened up several more locations and we checked out their Beach Cities spot in Manhattan Beach a couple weeks ago for some Hunger Games and returned this past weekend for Home Alone.  Located off Rosecrans Ave, it's a busy boulevard filled with businesses and offices alike.  Parking is kind of weird, there's a lot behind the theater, a garage not meant for moviegoers then another garage across the street where the gate is either up or down.  A former Pacific Theatre, the inside is nice and spacious but the actual auditorium we saw Hunger Games in, I swear that the seats were angled away from the screen instead of centered and cascading out...the smaller theater for Home Alone was fine though.  Ah, what a Christmas classic, it still holds up with a mix of comedy and light family drama as Macaulay Culkin's little shit Kevin McAllister is subjected to a bunch of assholes in his family and ends up accidentally spending the days before Christmas Home Alone, get it?  He learns how to be self sufficient and appreciate his family while eating junk food and watching inappropriate movies.  Then at the end of course, he wreaks what should be insufferable harm on two burglars via blow torches, a nail in the foot, an iron to the face and a tarantula, etc.  You really get the hankering for a cheese pizza or macaroni and cheese afterwards...

The courtyard of the theater contains a P.F. Changs and Jackson's, a family run bar and restaurant with a wood motif and a front door that you think is a service entrance.  We came here before HG and ordered some mules with Jameson and boy did their ginger beer suck! Highly not recommended.  We came back for actual dinner this time and boy howdy, the place is a bit pricey!  It's a little high end modern with asparagus appetizers, salmon dishes, butternut squash soup and the like.  The Mac n' Cheese wasn't amazing but not horrible, the hummus plate was tasty, the burger was good and the fries were excellent, nice and crunchy. 

Monday, December 8, 2014

The Way We Weren't: Masters of the Universe

Ah, Masters of the Universe.  Starting with action figures and cartoons, into the first movie I ever saw in a theater, He-Man, Skeletor and their supporting casts have long been a part of my pop culture upbringing.  Starting it's syndicated run in 1983, I was too young to have seen the show in it's original broadcast.  New episodes ran through 1985 and it remained in syndicated reruns until 1988.  It must have been sometime in those years that I got to see the after school adventures of super tan and yoked Eternian hero He-Man and his allies fighting the evil forces of ultra buff, blue skinned wizard Skeletor.  I remember having several of the action figures, vehicles and even inherited Castle Grayskull from a neighbor.  One of my earliest memories was watching the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special in 1985 followed by my mom taking me to see the Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella starring big-screen adaptation in 1987.  That film, one of Cannon's last major efforts, was beset by financial issues, pressure from the studio and toymaker Mattel and received a less than stellar reaction from critics and moviegoers alike.  While it's enjoyed a cult following for years as a guilty pleasure, I've always openly loved the film's mix of sci-fi, fantasy and action with it's big sets, larger than life characters and the simple message that there's only one of you in the universe. 

Cut to 2014 where every movie has to be based on an existing intellectual property; be it a news article, comic book, toy line, video game, novel, television show or film.  Unlike Hasbro's fellow 80's cartoon/toylines turned hit movies Transformers and G.I. Joe, MOTU has somehow not made the journey back to the big screen following decades worth of cartoons, comic books, video games, toys and the like.  A new, well regarded animated series hit Cartoon Network in 2002 and by 2004, there were rumblings that Hong Kong action maestro John Woo would be bringing He-Man back to the theater with a script from writer/director Adam Rifkin (Small Soldiers, Mouse Hunt) and studio Fox 2000.  Details were mum and by 2008, rumors swirled that Woo had lost enthusiasm, rights reverted back to Mattel who took it to Warner Brothers where super producer Joel Silver and fresh writer Justin Marks were looking to create a Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings trilogy utilizing 300 style CGI backgrounds (barf, f*cking hated 300's look).  I read a draft last week by Marks, a prolific young scribe who has been hired to adapt Masters, fellow 80's cartoon Voltron, DC Comics' Arrow and many more but none have come to fruition besides an awkward update of Street Fighter in 2009.  It's said that Warner Brothers gave Marks' script to several A-List directors, all of whom passed.  Randomly, Kung-Fu Panda co-director John Stevenson became attached, looking to make the jump from animation to live action. The project went away when Silver, Warner Brothers and Mattel didn't see eye to eye on the creative direction.  After reading the draft, I can't say I was too surprised.  The problem with trying to turn everything into a franchise is that it seems no one is focused on making ONE solid film.  Instead, everything has to be stretched out and milked so of course, shit gets boring.

The script I read, if indeed authentic, starts with a cosmic blacksmith crafting two special swords, one of good and one of evil.  Cut to years later and ruler of Eternia King Randor has the good half, his evil brother Keldor has the bad and they battle for control of the land.  Randor hides the sword and when Keldor takes over, the evil power in his blade begins to suck the life out of him.  The land starts to die, people suffer, an underground resistance is formed, blah blah blah.  Randor's teenage son, Adam, goes into hiding and after meeting with a descendent of the ancient Eternian council, The Masters of the Universe, then trains to reclaim the throne.  Teaming up with the resistance made up of former familiar supporters, Adam treks to find Castle Grayskull and the Sorceress, who can help him fulfill the prophecy.  We get franchise friendly faces like Man-At-Arms and Teela then villains Trap-Jaw, Tri-Klops, Beast-Man and Evil-Lyn working for Skeletor.  There's machines, swords, laser guns and the like but it all unfolds in a very ho-hum fashion.  I think the story reached a little wide in it's origin roots so we get hungry villagers revolting, Skeletor being killed by the item that gave him power, Adam walking around the wasteland, etc.  The large scale battle scenes aren't particularly inspiring as Adam doesn't become He-Man until the final pages of the post-Batman Begins, we have to explain EVERYTHING script.  At least in Begins, Batman showed up halfway through.  If you're embarrassed or unsure of how to use your title character, things really have nowhere to go, do they?  It was a fun and corny cartoon about muscle bound warriors and wizards who use technology and magic simultaneously, methinks "reality" shouldn't be the end goal.

In 2009, Columbia Pictures picked up the rights from Mattel and previous drafts were dropped.  Predators screenwriters Alex Litvak and Michael Finch come on board and like others before them, cast off the charm of the original series and want to go "gritty" with no Adam to He-Man transformation, no muscles and actually, no He-Man?!  Uh, ok...because I'm sure every kid wanted a Prince Adam action figure and threw away their He-Man...The project picked up steam as Expendables 2 co-writer Richard Wenk was brought in to do a rewrite and G.I. Joe: Retaliation director John M. Chu was set to direct.  After working on the designs and script in 2013, Chu departed due to scheduling conflicts.  In a bit of coincidental cinematic "coming full circle", Small Soldiers co-writer Terry Rossio (Zorro, Pirates of the Caribbean) is now re-writing the script and another short list of directors is being sought.  Will this film ever be made?  I kind of doubt it.  Seems like everyone is embarrassed by the source material and its simplicity but just want to cash in on the franchises former glory. 

Friday, December 5, 2014

Ask Me a Question: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane w/ Andrew Dice Clay

Renny Harlin December keeps on trucking as Thursday night in Los Angeles saw not one but two of his films being screened.  The Arclight in Sherman Oaks had a 35mm print of The Long Kiss Goodnight while The Egyptian in Hollywood had a fantastic looking archival print of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane complete with actor/comedian Andrew Dice Clay, screenwriter Daniel Waters and Fairlane creator Rex Weiner in attendance.  While walking up to The Egyptian, The Dice Man and his crew were outside the side door where his bodyguard stepped into my path, what, do I look like a groupie?  Get outta here!  Actually, I've met Mr. Clay before, a snafu with security at my old job had him waiting in the lobby and not very happy.  I'm sure he remembers it...A solid turnout was inside the theater as I chatted with a new friend, screenwriter and Variety contributor Matthew Chernov.  Know how we met?  Through the power of Jean-Claude Van Damme!  A few trailers played trumpeting upcoming events like the tribute to character actor Dick Miller ("You know your weapons, buddy...") and a restored copy of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.  Programmer and moderator extraordinaire Grant took the stage to introduce one Andrew Dice Clay who nearly went into a bit in his faux tough/funny guy New Jersey persona.

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, what a crazy fucking movie.  The 20th Century Fox/Joel Silver production plays like a cartoon/comic book 50's detective movie.  After Black Plague singer Bobby Black (Motley Crue-ner Vince Neil) dies on stage, it's up to "Rock and Roll Detective" Ford Fairlane (Dice) to find out what happened.  With a pompadour of hair, leather jacket, a cherry 1957 Ford Fairlane 500 Skyliner and an "Elvis meets New Jersey" attitude women love and men admire; Fairlane navigates the glamorous yet seedy world of artists, wannabes, floozies and producers from Malibu to Hollywood.  Old friends get electrocuted, a rich chick hires Fairlane to find a young woman connected to the murder, a crazy hitman/enforcer keeps trying to kill him and his dependable assistant has just about had enough of his shenanigans.  Oh yeah, there's a little kid sidekick and random ass koala bear thrown in as well.  The film breaks the 4th wall in the opening minutes and there's references to real life goings on making it meta before meta.  The script, credited to Daniel Waters, James Cappe and David Arnott makes room for impromptu music performances, exploding houses and cars, bar fights, sorority house fantasies and a car VS hearse chase through a cemetery while Renny Harlin's frenetic directing keeps things moving and Clay's brand of inappropriate, over the top machismo humor still holds up.  It's a very 90's movie, in the best way possible, with the cast, bad haircuts, fashion and freewheeling sensibility.  Lauren Holly, as the attractive yet demure and business minded assistant Jazz is a gem here, her angular haircut and curves made me wonder if Jim Lee had her in mind when he was creating Gen 13.  Tone Loc, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Pressley, Robert Englund, Morris Day, Ed O'Neil and David Patrick Kelly all show in memorable supporting roles.

After the film, our trio of guests took to the front for Q&A to reflect on the film and to hype Clay's book, The Filthy Truth:

- The film's premiere was pulled 2 weeks before it's release amidst death threats and protests to Fox and it's executives.  Dice had never seen it with a crowd before so tonight was like a premiere.
- Daniel Waters is an interesting guy, the writer of Heathers, Fairlane, Hudson Hawk and Demolition Man seems genuinely embarrassed to be discussing the film.  Made me wonder why he showed up if he was just going to be a fun sponge...
- Originally slated for a May 18th release opposite Bird On a Wire and Cadillac Man but pushed to July by Joe Roth.  Waters thinks if they would have come out in May, they would have had a bigger hit instead of "crawling to the 25th anniversary".  His words, not mine.  Luckily, Dice wouldn't let the negativity percolate.
- In the early 90's, Dice was huge, selling out 20,000 seat venues, making $500,000 to a million bucks a show 4 nights a week.  Was vilified as being misogynistic, homophobic, etc.  Says he became friends with Eminem because the rapper was subjected to the exact same attacks.
- Wanted to come off the road 6 months before movie opened but his family and their middle class upbringing just wanted to keep wringing out the cash.
- Eminem did a smart thing by staying off the road and out of headlines before 8 Mile was released, it made its money then he went back out on tour.
- Fox wanted to dump the movie and get past the bad press, Dice alludes to being paid out for an additional 2 films that as history has shown, were never made.
- Waters says his brother dropped out of medical school to become a director in a bid to save the world from Renny Harlin's directing.  Again, I don't know what his fucking problem is.  But I'll give a slight edge to Die Hard 2, Fairlane, Deep Blue Sea and Cliffhanger on Head Over Heels, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past which are fun movies but come on...
- Fairlane's Malibu movie home cost $400,000 to build then was blown up.
- Harlin understood Dice's character so director could direct and actor could act.
- Fairlane dailies got Harlin job of directing Die Hard 2, when Fairlane got pushed back and DH2 moved up, the two opened within one week of each other.
- Joel Silver hates precursor "Rock n' Roll fable" and his own movie Streets of Fire, was supposed to be Bruce Springsteen and Madonna and then bombed.
- Movie is huge in Australia, Hungary and England where everyone asks where the sequel is.
- Dice moved out to Los Angeles to become an actor, instead of taking classes, worked as a stand up comedian every night to learn new things and create his persona.
- Loving the comeback between Entourage, new Showtime special, Woody Allen movie, a new HBO show with Martin Scorsese and book.
- Bonded with Scorsese after telling the director, on stage he "didn't give a fuck" what people thought to which the legendary filmmaker responded, he felt the same way when making a movie.
- Dice wrote his book in all caps with a Sharpie back in the 2000's, original stories were all 30 pages long.
- No negativity in the book, performers have to get used to rejection.

Lots and lots more was talked about but I'm only one man.  Have a happy Friday!

Gotta Eat (& Drank): Miceli's Italian Restaurant

While heading over to The Egyptian for The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, we passed a couple of old school spots in West Hollywood: Jones Hollywood and Formosa Cafe.  The former is a brick walled Italian joint, cleaned up, modern, a bit pricey and not somewhere I'd go back to.  The latter is a throwback, founded in 1925 and frequented by movie stars of all eras.  I just remember it being really dark inside and the Chinese food they were slinging was nothing special.  Right next door to the Egyptian is Miceli's, established in 1949 and touted as Hollywood's Oldest Italian restaurant.  We had a few celebratory dranks there after Carl Weathers night, the place looked historical and lived in with ornate wood work and much character.  There was a piano player and people singing too boot.  Before Fairlane, some buddies and I sat down for an actual dinner.  Their menu is pretty basic with pizza and pasta served up with the likes of veal, meatballs and seafood.  I opted for their plate of half spaghetti and half ravioli and to drink, some Jack Daniels and ginger ale.  Our server was nice and he even got up to sing during our meal.  The food came out very quickly and was pretty tasty.  I'm not the greatest judge of Italian food so nothing jumped out at me but I was happy the dish didn't come out wet or greasy and packed strong but not overpowering flavor.  One thing I didn't notice the last time was how big the joint is, there's a main level, a raised level, then the bar level and one downstairs.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

(Pre) Ask Me a Question: Die Hard 2 w/ Steven E. de Souza


What's your favorite Holiday movie?  A Christmas Story? It's a Wonderful LifeScrooged?  Nah, I'm talking about action movies set at Christmas time!  Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Lethal Weapon, The Long Kiss Goodnight, I Come In Peace, The Last Boy Scout and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang come to mind; i.e. Joel Silver, Shane Black, Renny Harlin and Richard Donner created their own wonderful sub-genre to celebrate peace on earth, goodwill towards men as well as extreme violence, machine guns, one-liners and explosion filled mayhem.

This December, The Arclight Cinemas is hosting multiple screenings of Holiday set classics dramatic, funny and action packed.  I'll be hosting Die Hard 2: Die Harder with special guest screenwriter Steven E de Souza on hand for Q&A.  Unlike The Van Damme Double Dip, Dolph Night or The Carl Weathers Tribute, The Arclight Presents Die Hard 2 was not curated by Dammaged Goods.  While I did secure the guest, I won't be doing my usual trivia, prizes and custom tee shirt giveaway as the event is only a couple weeks away.  In a strange bit of repertory screening coincidence, DH2 helmer Renny Harlin has 3 films showing in Los Angeles this month.  This Thursday is The Adventures of Ford Fairlane at The Egyptian in Hollywood complete with Andrew Dice Clay and screenwriter Daniel Waters in attendance for a night I wish I had programmed.  The same evening in Sherman Oaks, Harlin's "amnesiac assassin" tale  The Long Kiss Goodnight starring Gena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson is also playing.  Mr. Harlin was cool enough to respond to my invitation to speak at DH2 but awesome/sadly he's shooting a film overseas.  Super buff and intense villain William Sadler lives in New York full time while I'm still working on lining up some additional guests.

Screenwriter Steven E de Souza is a billion dollar man, as in, his films have grossed that much around the globe in a star studded career dating back to the early 80's when he moved to Los Angeles from Philadelphia.  He quickly landed on a game show where he won a car then was able to talk some producers into reading his writing samples which led to a job at Universal.  There he worked on KNIGHT RIDER, writing and producing 20 episodes in the first season.  From there features came a calling and he became a go to guy for scripts combining action, humor and character.  His scripts were picked up by mega stars of the eras: Commando and The Running Man for Arnold Schwarzenegger, Die Hard, it's sequel and Hudson Hawk starring Bruce Willis, Beverly Hills Cop III with Eddie Murphy, Judge Dredd for Sylvester Stallone then two with our guy Jean-Claude Van Damme; Street Fighter, where he also directed, and the crazy nano-bombs and counterfeiters in Hong Kong tale, Knock Off.   de Souza jumped back to television periodically, developing animated sci-fi-action mash up, Cadillacs and Dinosaurs as well as globe trotting action explorer series Adventure, Inc. starring Dammaged Goods Hall of Fame'r Michael Biehn.

The Arclight and Cinerama Dome in Hollywood is a Los Angeles landmark.  The Dome opened in 1963 when back then, it was radical concept that would cost less to construct with a shorter completion timeline than typical theaters.  The large, curved screen was meant to to utilize 3 projectors as well as 70mm print along with it's geodesic design to give films an epic, event quality experience in terms of picture and sound.  By the late 90's, stadium seat multi-plexes were all the rage and The Dome was in danger of being demolished.  It was deemed a historical landmark in 1998 then in 2002 after a 2 year renovation, reopened as part of The Arclight Cinemas Complex under Pacific Theatres.  Since then the Arclight has hosted movie premieres and special events while drawing out actors and filmmakers just wanting to catch a movie.  Every seat is assigned and an employee welcomes you at every screening.  I believe there's a 3 trailer maximum before the film with no other advertisements.  Talking and texting are grounds to be removed and guests are usually not allowed in 5 minutes after start time.  There's a full service cafe, bar, gift shop and coffee bar in the lobby as well as an upstairs bar for 21 and Over screenings where you can imbibe alcohol during the flick.  Die Hard 2 will be one of those 21+ events...

Monday, December 1, 2014

Van Dammage: C'est la Steve McQueen


"He told me you should spend less time training in the gym and more time training your mouth...He believes I have a shot at being not just an action star but a French Steve McQueen!"

     Jean-Claude Van Damme's career advice from director Peter Hyams

After bursting onto the scene with 1988's low budget martial arts cult classic Bloodsport, Jean-Claude Van Damme's starred in a string of cheap, money making beat'em ups like Cyborg, Kickboxer and Death Warrant.  After being paid $25,000 for Bloodsport, 4 years and 6 movies later, he'd land a cool $1 million for 1992's explosive sci-fi tinged thriller Universal Soldier, nearly the budget of of his breakout film.  The sub-$20 million dollar Carolco flick co-starring fellow muscular and kickboxing European Dolph Lundgren was hoped to be Van Damme's breakthrough into the mainstream.  By the early 90's Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were firmly ensconced as Hollywood's kings of the action film; with the mysterious Aikido master and supposedly former C.I.A. operative Steven Seagal coming up fast behind them after impressing Hollywood super-agent Michael Ovitz and being backed by Warner Brothers from the get go in handsome hits like Above the Law and Marked for Death.  1992's "Die Hard on a battleship" Under Siege would gross a huge $83 million.  Universal Soldier would open up # 2 with Van Damme's first $10 million dollar weekend on it's way to a respectable $36 million in the states and over $100 million worldwide. 

Long wanting to leave his pure kickboxing image behind, Van Damme followed Unisol with romantic action western Nowhere to Run showcasing a softer, more sensitive side.  Instead of flashy kicks and splits, we got rough and tumble fisticuffs, a motorcycle chase and JCVD hanging out with a widow and her two kids.   Nowhere To Run's $22 million dollar gross would reverse Van Damme's 5 movie upswing.  The Bulging Belgian would make up for Nowhere's lack of expected excitement with Hard Target, an $18 million dollar hardcore action movie from Universal Studios that marked the stateside debut of legendary Hong Kong maestro John Woo.  Armed with a silver shotgun, duel pistols and a horse while rocking a greasy mullet, Hard Target mustered up another $10 million opening en route to $32 million total.  Universal became confident that with a decent budget and promotional push, Van Damme could break the $50 million dollar mark and into the upper echelon of cinematic tough guys.

Timecop, a script by Mark Verheidan and Mike Richardson based on their Dark Horse Comic, became the vehicle meant to push Van Damme into the A-List.  Largo Entertainment funded while Universal handled distribution.  Having long worked with novice directors, JCVD sought out the experienced hand of Peter Hyams, responsible for well received flicks like 2010, Outland and Running Scared but after a few misfires needed a hit.  At first reluctant to meet with Wham Bam Van Damme, knowing him only as a "karate guy", Hyams was won over by the star's personality, charm, sense of humor and vulnerability.  Armed with a $28 million dollar budget, $3.5 going to the star, the Timecop production headed to Vancouver with known and talented co-stars like Mia Sara, Ron Silver and Bruce McGill in tow.  The film opens in a 1994 where time travel is possible.  Cut to 2004 and former Washington D.C. street cop Max Walker (Van Damme) is now a Time Enforcement Commission officer who travels to the past to bring back illegal time jumpers.  After his wife Melissa (Mia Sara) is mysteriously killed in 1994, grizzled, hardened and slightly mulleted 2004 Max faces off with diabolical Presidential candidate Aaron McComb (Ron Silver) who is traveling back in time to raise $50 million bucks for his election campaign.

Like Arnold, the man Van Damme was most compared to early in his career, sci-fi tinged action seemed to work for our guy.  Cyborg, Universal Soldier and Timecop were all notable entries in his career while guys like Stallone hit and missed (Demolition Man was great, Judge Dredd was enjoyable but an expensive dud) and Seagal never even tried.  Timecop would be Van Damme's classiest and most ambitious film to date as we go from the Civil War to 1994 to 1929 and end up in 2004 without missing a beat.  Striving to be accepted by the mainstream as an intelligent action movie, TC kept trademarks like high kicks, splits and a butt shot while mixing in big sets, special FX, explosions and onscreen scuffles involving future guns, knives, wrenches and axes.  Never the hyper physical specimen or oddity Arnold was deemed, Van Damme is a slim yet pumped up 180 pounds in the picture having kept in shape visiting a crowded, downtown Fitness World on a daily basis.  Van Damme's unmistakable French-Belgian accent is commented on but not explained, a possible first as he was born in Los Angeles but raised in Belgium in Kickboxer, from French Canada in Death Warrant, a New Orleans native in Unisol and Hard Target, etc.  With a dead wife as motivation, Van Damme's acting hits new heights along with the budget and his mix of determined duty mixed with sensitive sorrow was a surprise to Hyams.  Some of the science and time travel elements don't quite add up; a painful and harrowing rocket pod ride racing towards a brick wall sends you to the past yet a simple click of a button brings you back to the present.  The end climax kind of slumps as 1994 and 2004 versions of Max battle thugs in and around the house during a rain storm, much of it in the dark as per Hyam's usual under lit D.P. style.

Before the release of the film, Van Damme was confident Timecop would be a hit; believing in the story, dialogue, acting, cast, FX and director.  The once hesitant Hyams described Timecop as a joyous experience and looked forward to working with Jean-Claude again.  Premiering on September 16th, 1994, Timecop would be Van Damme's first # 1 opening, grossing $12 million movie bucks then claiming the top spot in it's 2nd week on the way to a $44 million total and over $100 million worldwide.  Van Damme looked to broaden his image again with the PG-13 rated Street Fighter based on the worldwide video game phenomenon.  While the Christmas of '94 release saw Van Damme collect a career high $7 million dollar salary, the film was destroyed by fans and critics alike and it's box office take was $10 million less than Timecop even without the restricted rating.  Follow up pairing with Hyams, 1995's "Die Hard at the Stanley Cup" action thriller Sudden Death looked once again to put Van Damme into a mainstream affair and while critics were kind, grosses were half of Timecop's.  The Real JC...VD would further take the reigns of his career for his 1996 goodbye to the martial arts genre, The Quest; writing/directing/starring in the 1920's set mini-epic but dwindling grosses saw him going straight to video a few years later. Hyams would hammer out decent if unspectacular thrillers The Relic, End of Days and The Musketeer before crashing with 2005's tumultuous production and big budget flop, A Sound of Thunder.  The duo reteamed for 2013's low budget actioner Enemies Closer with Van Damme playing a violent, over the top, clown haired vegan villain.

Timecop would return as a short lived television series on ABC in 1997 but failed in the ratings resulting in only 9 of the 13 ordered episodes airing.  Van Damme would later call the producers idiots for selling the rights to TV instead of giving him a film franchise.  A direct to video sequel did follow in 2003, The Berlin Decision, starring Jason Scott Lee.  In 2013, it was announced that Timecop would join Kickboxer and Bloodsport as Van Damme less reboots.  The film remains his biggest hit and among his most enjoyable efforts with it's mix of scope, inventive action, story and a surprisingly hot (to 12 year old me) sex scene.

Workout of the Day: Rudimentary Dude

On Saturday morning I woke up around 6:00AM, not feeling like hitting the gym, I decided to get in some body weight exercises before breakfast.  I owed myself a leg session and some cardio but I figured a compound circuit would be better than lying on the couch watching television.  While watching some making of RoboCop I got in:

Chins/Handstand Push Ups/Chin Rows/Push Ups/
Face Pulls/Dips/Chins/Bench Dips x 3

That's 8 exercises super setted for 24 sets working my entire upper body, accomplished in less than 30 minutes and the only equipment used was a chin up bar and a couple of sturdy chairs. 

On Sunday I woke up around 5:00AM again but the gym doesn't open until 7:00 and didn't feel like going down to the complex facility and making a racket so early.  I was striving to reach 20 workouts for the month but stalled out at 17.5.  What's half a workout?  Sweeping, mopping, vacuuming and scrubbing!  Anyways, I randomly came across some UFC video blogs where in one, former Welterweight champion and all around funny guy Matt Serra pushes a car as part of his night session.  Inspired to do some brute strength basics, I scarfed down a few bites of a random vegan bar with some gulps of water and hit the gym to kick start my Sunday and get one workout closer to 20.  At the near empty gym I performed:

Kettlebell Deadlift/KB Goblet Squat/Battling Ropes/Weight Sled x 4

Followed by some jump rope, abs, twists and 1200 meters rowing.

I've incorporated Kettlebell movements into my routines but have never done a strictly KB workout, there's so many ways to work your muscles so limiting it to one type of equipment is just silly.  It worked today though as I just wanted to get in there and do some no frills exercises that got my heart pumping.  I've never used a weight sled before so I alternated pushing it with a walking then running pace.  I really felt it in my quads and calves as I went from 90, 135, 180 to 205 pounds.  That's all the weight that was nearby so I felt good about it even though 205 isn't much more than I currently weigh and probably much less than what it takes to get a car going.  Next time I'm going to try pulling it to work my back and hamstrings.

Oh yeah, in the same 2010 video, Serra hypes protege Chris Weidman as future champion and in 2013, it became true: